ruby city gifts list - 2016

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⚛ FROM CARLOS ⚛

giorno giovanna ↬ a large potted orchid of a delicate golden color, with an attached card reading “I WORKED HARD ON THIS ONE. PROBABLY HARDER THAN IT TAKES YOU TO MAKE FLOWERS, AND IT’S PROBABLY STILL NOT AS GOOD! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, I LOVE YOU.”


the dolorosa ↬ eight small, jade-green frogs in an appropriately fitted container, with an attached card reading “I DON’T THINK YOU CELEBRATE ANYTHING, BUT HERE ARE SOME FRIENDS TO KEEP YOU COMPANY. THEY EAT FLIES, AND ANTS, AND LOTS OF OTHER BUGS. VERY FRIENDLY. DON’T SEEM TO MIND COLD. HAPPY HANUKKAH / CLOUD AMNESTY DAY / ALL THE OTHER HOLIDAYS TOO”


holly kujo ↬ an exceedingly comfortable, lived-in sweater, with an attached card reading “STAY WARM AND HEALTHY. MATCHING LABCOAT, IF YOU WANT IT. HAPPY HOLLY-DAYS!”


tonika ↬ a large container of delicious, homemade hot-chocolate mix, with an attached card reading “PROBABLY ISN’T AS GOOD AS WHATEVER YOU COULD BUY AT A STORE, BUT I THINK IT’S ALRIGHT! STAY SAFE AND WARM. HAPPY HOLIDAYS”


pannacotta fugo ↬ an extremely unphotogenic image of giorno, paired with another, edited image, in an expensive-looking frame, with an attached card reading “I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THIS AMUSING. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU FIND ANYTHING AMUSING, BUT THIS WOULD BE IT. HOPE TO TALK TO YOU SOON. HAPPY HOLIDAYS”


noriaki kakyoin ↬ a large, fist-sized chunk of rose quartz, with an attached card reading “TRY AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE SOME OF THIS. PRETTY STUFF. TELL H. GREEN TO GET BETTER SOON (?) (HE HAS A COLD MASK ON ALL THE TIME) AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS”


bruno buccellati ↬ a rock with a zipper haphazardly glued to it, with an attached card (cryptically) reading “GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY HANUKKAH”


jean-pierre polnareff ↬ a pair of red knit scarves, with an attached card reading “ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR S. CHARIOT. GOOD TIDINGS. I’VE SPENT FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE TO WRITE HERE TO NO AVAIL. HAPPY HOLIDAYS”

♚ FROM TOGAMI ♚

pannacotta fugo ↬ a copy of ”Journey Under the Midnight Sun, and a container full of overcooked spaghetti noodles


hajime hinata ↬ a copy of ”The Witchery of Archery”


lucy steel ↬ a copy of ”The Great Gatsby”, and a tin of slightly-burnt, very-dry sugar cookies


rohan kishibe ↬ a copy of ”How to Draw Manga”